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Mmmm, those ribs are like that girl you lock eyes with across a bonfire. And that chick is like, smoky and spicy.

Mmmm, those ribs are like that girl you lock eyes with across a bonfire. And that chick is like, smoky and spicy.

Epic Mealtime knows wha’s up…

Epic Mealtime knows wha’s up…

Yeah, girl. Eat that American staple. With your face.

Yeah, girl. Eat that American staple. With your face.

The chocolate is like, a sensual European foreign exchange student. The chick is like, a warm cup of goodness.

The chocolate is like, a sensual European foreign exchange student. The chick is like, a warm cup of goodness.

That ice cream is like, that cute Lolita girl at the Sanrio store. That chick is like, sugary and sweet.

That ice cream is like, that cute Lolita girl at the Sanrio store. That chick is like, sugary and sweet.

Pizza is like, best friend hot. That chick is like, comforting and cheesy.

Pizza is like, best friend hot. That chick is like, comforting and cheesy.